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Pleasure Dome
00:14
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Pleasure Island HQ
00:33
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Random Tune
00:22
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Captain Planet's Groove
00:43
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Great Destiny Man Theme
01:03
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9. |
Ominous Meeting
00:31
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The Body Count - Credits
00:20
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21. |
Dancebreak Theme
00:13
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Donut Quest
03:11
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29. |
Contagious Theme
01:53
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30. |
Ragemelon Theme
00:20
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32. |
Happy Batman
01:01
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33. |
Groangasm
00:54
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34. |
Calcium Wrath
00:22
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36. |
Doop Doop Derba Derba
00:16
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38. |
Raw Latex - Mellow Theme
00:40
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40. |
Raw Latex - Eurodance
00:42
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41. |
Saten & Jezus
00:26
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53. |
Release Your Moan
00:17
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54. |
Pool Man
01:29
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I work as a pool man. I live outside in my pool van.
Kicking back in my dirty home, Living on a diet of soap and foam
Dumping bleach and chlorine, Pumping pipes and moaning
Hot and wet, I use the jets, And whatever I catch inside my nets
I oil up my body, don't you judge my hobby
Collecting hairs from the drainage pipe, sort them in the van by colour and type
Lounging half-naked day and night, Keeping those PH levels just right
There's something 'bout all that chlorine, that makes my pool hose stiff and lean
Doobededoo
My secret's in the water, the chlorine makes me stronger
No soul desecrates my sacred domain, My vacuum head hits harder than a train
I am a moist ascetic, acidic water is pathetic,
Cleanse the pool of urination, yellow taint fuels frustration.
I work all day with my pool net, splashing around, i get wet
I touch myself once while on the job, i hid in my van and began to sob.
Gettin' wrist deep in the gunk and slime, pullin' out the blockage in the nick of time
Limp leaf nets can not lift a corpse, diagnosis: unknown cause
Doobededoo
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55. |
Horse Person
01:58
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Out here in our space winnebago
We'll fly into a cosmic tornado
Systems failing we're on a collision course
But it's fine cause this planet's inhabited by
HORSE ... people.
They surround me, galloping grandly
They take me in, treat me like family
It's fortunate and I should probably mention
I still had my suit from the furry convention
Let's skim the grease off of their backs
We'll make organic candles.
You scrape the calluses off their feet
We'll turn them into sandals
Sparkling manes flowing in the breeze
Their natural milk produces interesting cheese
Musky odors and carrot juice bars
The best nutrition in all of the stars...
The winnebago was left in shatters
But right now that's not what really matters
This nice planet is where i'd like to stay
But then i realize the only ice cream flavor is hay ...yuck
Ancient prophecies foretold my arrival
But the hot horse princess was in denial.
She wanted something that I couldn't offer...
*sigh*
With some bridles and straps, a swig of peppermint schnapps
The shining horse king, suits up and offers to fling
The winnebago towards a new galaxy,
Escape this equestrian insanity
Looking back sadly in their direction
My gaze returned a different reflection
Along with a brand new gigantic erection
I found that I was now a HORSE... person!
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56. |
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ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
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57. |
Cat Arms Theme
00:38
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58. |
My Bone is Strong
01:19
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What substance is smoother than Milk?
I have the answer: It is Milk!
Have a taste, it's not a sin,
Spread it all over your skin. - ShadowAkatora
Musk and sweat mix all together,
Beat it hard to make a batter - ShadowAkatora
While I pour stay very still,
This secretion must not spill. - Mr Melee
Feel the euphoria of it's taste,
Stirring pleasure in your waist. - Cumqwatz Cthulu
Taught like ropes on the harbour,
This liquid just makes me harder. - Jess R
Loving like seals in the shore,
We slam our bodies on the shore. - Jess R
White as chalk, smooth as butter,
Let me suck straight from the udder - James DuBois
OooooOoohhOoohhhooohhhOoohohohooooohhhhhh.... Milk - Gooseman
Creamy, sweet, from the farmlands,
Straight from a goat's own mammary glands. - Fernando Roman
It's white as snow and sweet as cream,
Come sample mine and live the dream. - User0768
Curds of why of yoghurt for days,
My love will come in every way. - Jess R
My nips are frozen, stiff as ice,
When your whip hits me twice. - FLUBER DUB
Sultry goats, steadfast friends,
Milk is more than just a trend. - PopsicleEmperor
So pleasant and warm, not a bit scary
Can I please drip this on your belly? - centaur900
Small, weak bones are your enemy,
My bone is strong cause I drink dairy - Poopenheimer
Now you know where my heart lies,
As I paint the moon upon your thighs. - Rick Liebe
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59. |
Perving at the Beach
01:13
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I'm at the beach, I'm looking at the honeys,
My only wish is that I had some monies.
im strutting by with a pelvic thrust,
and peer at them all with craven lust.Digits
My pockets are empty but my britches are tight,
My ripened buttocks are a sailor's delight. straydogontheroad
The sun is shining hot and heavy.
Tanning my buns, unshaved and sweaty. bobrulz666
Unshaved and sweaty
I'm sexy as fuck but im dirt poor,
Dick so long it scrapes the sea floor Trusty Patches
Luscious waves crash against the shore,
My shaft hardens like a scab on a sore John Gat
Glistening arses like ripe peaches,
sucking their cheeks like a crowd of leeches JLB95
I lost my wallet, along with my pants,
I had to ditch them to lose the ants Korstmahler
Pursued by ants
I pack myself into my little pink thong,
It's hard to do because I'm thick and long Ollie Llams
The chill of the water makes my nipples erect
Yearning for pleasures that I won't regret Meta Nexus
Under the sun In this sweltering heat,
I'll make you move To my frenzied beat"Bayzel
Take my bait like a rainbow trout
take the next five years just to get the sand out wmfivethree
Won't get the sand out
Whoa, what’s that? A large torpedo?
Oh never mind, I’m just in a speedo. Fernando Roman
Why not celebrate the sun with zest
By licking this ice cream off my chest? freshmadgod
Yoghurt is my choice of lotion,
I smear it all over in a seductive motion. Daniel Potter
Inhale my musk won't you please,
Fernando's thrust is all you need blamklam
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60. |
Breaking my Heartichoke
01:24
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I'm not telling any more jokes,
We are out of preserved artichokes.
Can you go to the store?
Poor and stranded on a hateful ocean,
Hunger pangs fill me with emotion. - Mark Russell
I am desperate for more!
No drink can meet my need,
Not whiskey, juice nor tasty mead. - Legend of Anowon
Meaty leaves all slathered in butter,
Their touch sets my heart a'flutter. - kaiawase
I walk full of aggression,
Down this path of leafy obsession. - Grushpea
Oh please God, hear me plead.
I shall offer you my seed. - Legend of Anowon
So tangy and so pungent, coated in slimy unguent, - Toothygrin
Starvation impending. - Rota Abyssian
Peel it back, leaf by leaf,
A steady rhythm will make me queef. - Mr. Epic Noah
Poverty unending. - Rota Abyssian
I could marinate them in tea,
Or just rub them all over me, - straydogontheroad
Open your ears to this terrible song
It’s time to artfully choke my dong. - Grushpea
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61. |
Nips & Chips
01:31
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I said “Hey there honey, sell me some chips.” She said, “Slow down big boy show me your nips.”
Although my nipples are pristine and striking, the form of her question was not to my liking. - Rota Abyssian
My eyes grew wide as my buttocks grew tight, Could she survive such a sensuous sight? - wmfivethree
Despite her lusts, I won't surrender. "Why can't I just pay with legal tender??" - Joey Wolf
I desire their crunch and taste, don't give a damn about my waist. - A Gust Of Wind
I came in this store for a salty treat, and now you want to see my chest's man-meat? - Thor Obliterator
Despite this, my nips begin to harden; two peaks over my chest hair garden. - bigtasty67
Her hair was silk, her skin was malty, but I still want to eat something salty - Sketter Sexmaster
Who am I to deny her this pleasure? The fabulous tips of my pectoral treasure. - bigtasty67
Grab some butter to lube me up, don't want the stick so I grab the tub - blamklam
I lifted my shirt with ferocious might my, abs glistening in the fluorescent light
Her face sweated with dark perversion, and leaped onto me, a swift incursion Sketter Sexmaster
Filled with ecstasy, the mastication My stomach and heart, in one location mcdrew364
Now in the throes of deepest passion she fed me in seductive fashion Ciel King-Williams
What happened was no one's fault, I just had to taste that salt! - PayingRefunds
Enveloped in nasty cheap perfume the chips from your body i must consume Ricardo Urteaga Burneo
I love getting chip crumbs in every crease. Our bodies, completely engulfed in grease. Jobby
Tangible barter, transaction progressed, the bounty of the field for the fruits of my chest. - samkun88
Naturally I obliged her wish; I did her a favour and also bought fish BROTHER GARY
Finally i have my prize, kinda wish I got a larger size Legend of Anowon
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62. |
Hey Man! (Podcast song)
01:23
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Hey man have you had the chance to listen to my podcast yet?
Two dudes on an aimless quest braving troughs both vast and wet wmfivethree
Sensual passion sheltered in the internet Jacob Boyko
Buttery topics, smooth as silk,
I am the breast--my words, the milk.
Dare you dream of such dairy treasures?
Plead I, yes, "partake the pleasures". Lithoxene
We read and answer your dearest questions,
Heartfelt stories and weird suggestions. BΣN
YouTube quality standards are at an all-time low,
So my manwhore friend and I present our new and original show. BΣN
It's all right as podcasts go.
We forever sail the ocean,
Smoothly going with the tide,
A pack of wild and gorgeous dolphins
Always (swimming) at our side. BΣN
We talk about dairy, we talk about goat
I think I have scurvy, we may die on this boat Goblinoid
Our sexy voices take away your breath
Everyday we're closer to death.
If you donate some money right now, we might make it to the next episode somehow!
ShadowAkatora
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63. |
Boss Man
01:25
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Tuesday, I wake up tired, everyone who pisses me off gets fired!
They try to talk back but I glare at them, cross
I yell "GET OUT, YOU SCUM, I'M THE BOSS!"
They say "no longer, you're just a joke!"
I grab 'em by the neck and begin to choke
I look to see life drain from their eyes
But the glint of arousal takes me by surprise- Ben
Hump day, my crotch on fire.
No one safe from my strange dessires- Myst ZER0
Thursday i wake up strong i put on my thong and i stroll along- Studsii
It's tough running business to cover up debts,
Selling used bandages, and cheap meds.- CharlieFlagg
I need that coffee to caress my lips
Sweet brown nectar that moves my hips
The pot is empty, my hope is shattered
To my sleepy brain this was all that mattered
I step outside, my eyes are bleary
The lack of caffeine makes my body weary
I slap my money on the coffeeshop counter
Perhaps the barista won’t survive this encounter
Extra large with a double shot
He hands it over still piping hot
I knock it back and I know I can thrive
1st degree burns make me feel alive
I stare the barista in the eye
now he's slapping my ass and I'm stroking his thigh- bigtasty67
Friday afternoon, it's almost over.
My musk's everywhere, I lost my composure. - Dennis Pellagrino
Friday night, I lather in butter, hoping the scent will make hearts flutter. - Meta Nexus
"It's grounhog day, and my eyes get blurry
welling with tears, at the thought of Bill Murray.
Could it be that I empathize- with a role of a man I idolize?" - sgt.Mango Garcia
Sunday, I'm out on the boat, my unwashed shorts are chafing my scrote.- RO bear
But all of this pales to last september,
Something so horrid I scarce remember - bleesev2
Then, in December, I jerked on my member, my hand sending me to sweet surrender - Justin Cruz
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Search for a Hero
01:25
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I set out on a great quest, searching for a hero to express my breast
I'm driving through this gleaming city, looking for someone to milk my titty
Deep inside, my special pride
A strange condition, can't stop my mission
bigtasty67
I wanna please, I wanna make
Manmilk dairy products, all you can take
t3h_bunneh
Let it sour, let it curdle
Its all ours, my lovely turtle
t3h_bunneh
Milk my distended nipples with ease,
Please process them into yoghurt and cheese
Hugrold
My chest pumps full of fire, deep in wait for your palm of desire
Our eyes will meet with each subtle squeeze, our hearts will flutter in the breeze
ChaosGaming
My pecks and areolas so swollen
Need supple hands to get my milk flowin'
Thor Obliterator
Sweet relief that beats all drugs,
If some kindly soul would drain my swollen jugs!
wmfivethree
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66. |
Jorts
02:03
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67. |
Your Uncle is Sweaty
01:58
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68. |
Sweet Boy Beach 2020
01:06
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69. |
Tense Conversation
01:11
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70. |
Vera's Theme
00:29
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72. |
Albatross
00:45
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I traverse the world on the warm ocean winds
Where the water ends and the sky begins
The largest wingspan of any living bird
A piercing cry, you've probably heard
Squawk squawk! Squawk...
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73. |
Relax Your Jaw
00:28
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74. |
Open Your Mouth
00:32
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oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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75. |
Treshtog Weeps
00:55
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76. |
Witch Theme
01:04
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77. |
Prince of Vibes Theme
03:13
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78. |
Beloved Vibes
01:04
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79. |
Tavern
00:35
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80. |
Fanny Ranger
00:27
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82. |
Treshtog's Not Happy
00:55
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83. |
Lovely Walrus
01:40
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Lovely walrus, frolicking gently,
Of seaborne mammals, you are the gentry (Greenimp)
Tusk of white and mane of brown (bruce wizard)
Stroke fondle tusk
Covered in grease, sweet caramel foam
I sleep in bliss amidst gentle moan
oily protector sacred ground.
(happy foreskin fairy)
Wrinkly walrus, freezing weather
Your tusks are long, unlike our time together (e.g. John)
Bulging eyes, and hairy frown ( GreasedRawToast )
friendly walrus licking a baby
is that child safe? I’m thinking maybe
majestic flesh tubes, pleasantly round (The Classiest Man Alive)
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84. |
Mushrooms
01:40
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The spores are spreading where I'm heading,
Mushroom caps will be my bedding
(Organist )
Forest floor of moss and peat,
Lichen licks my toes.
(Bobby Cowen, BumblePumpkin)
Roots spread to infinity
Their function a mystery
I put my head upon the ground
And listen to their thrum
(Grooorg Laserdeth)
Fungal fruit beneath my skin
Spreading tendrils, white and thin
Glassy eyes, a rictus grin
(Fellow)
Enter my fungal bungalow,
Photosynthetic summer home.
Loss of taste and loss of sight,
Warm on a winters night.
(Limply Stokes)
Were you using that cow dung?
That loaf of bread out much too long?
For penicillin and the cheese
A sacrifice is made
(JC Rosenkreuz)
Fibrous tubers shatter stones
Make tapioca of my bones,
Creeping tendrils muffled groans
(BippityJones)
Fungus riding on my breath
Not plant nor beast, twixt life and death
Mighty forest vast and moist
With a single voice
(John)
Mycelium spreading from a core
Shooting blanks? No, shooting spore
Spreading my cheeks from 8 to four
(Harlequin Actor)
Body starts to fertilize
Loamy ground where mushrooms rise
Fruiting domes reach to the skies
The only roof I need
(Crumbling Ronald)
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85. |
Stuff My Holes
01:04
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Im a true cat boy with no measure
A night with me is painful pleasure
Ears erect, lips all pursed
Your wet buttocks will quench my thirst.
My infectious cuteness is an art
my sharpened claws hook in your heart
I flick my tail, the swish ferocious,
but beware of toxoplasmosis
A lust for cream, a lust for meats
A lust involving six new teats
Though many fun quirks do entice
Such as the stench of these dead mice
Tug my tail I twitch and quiver
Juices gushing like a river
Only i know why i vomit
When or where i cannot promise
Gagging on hairballs every hour,
licking my a$$hole gives me power
Half a cat, i like scratching-poles.
Half a man, stuff my holes.
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86. |
Goblin Outro
00:53
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Soggy moldy bread, stinky rotten cheese
Sawdust in my head, bedding full of fleas
Creeping up at night with a greedy, fiendish grin
Snatching up your coins, take your horse for a spin...
Damsel in distress, need a hero on the double
But the only ones around don't even have stubble
One more time I play the part, helping heroes get their start
Swinging 'round my rusty knife, die again, fuck my life
Look at me with terror, or a soft and tender gaze.
They call me goblin cause I'm always goblin mayonnaise
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87. |
Despair Theme
02:07
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88. |
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89. |
Sad Parting
00:33
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90. |
Wizard's Theme
00:25
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91. |
Blow You Up
01:08
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92. |
Press Conference
01:00
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93. |
Todd's Office
01:33
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94. |
Woah Woah
01:15
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95. |
Uncle Cool Song
01:18
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98. |
Five Dolla
01:31
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5 dolla in my pocket so nice
Just enough to buy a fat bag of ice
@RisqueBisquet
Can't afford juice chew ice in my car
Drive to the highschool to pick up my Grandpa
@13menrollingdown
Two plus two plus zero plus one
I could buy a small fraction of a gun
@Turnil321
5 dollars worth less every day
It's the reptilians fault I say
@SuperShadowGuard
5 bucks, not enough for artichoke
Don't give a damn if I go broke
@SlashBolt
It's called inflation and it's here to stay
Not the kind that grandpa does in a sexy way
@thisnameismine
A movie ticket costs nineteen ninety nine
Might as well get drunk on a bladder of wine
@clownymoosebean
Five dollars used to buy a footlong
Now i gotta suck toes where did i go wrong
@lonewanderer7926
Buy some chips eat them at the bus stop
Im the boss of the dollar shop
@thelegguy
5 dolla in my pocket, grandpa in the locket
Not because he's dead, just because I care about him
5 dolla! 5 dolla!
@lonewanderer7926
Every day I worked hard for this note
Even though it's not enough to fix my boat
@lonewanderer7926
Such potential, what a time to be alive
Strutting around with my dollars five
@eldonhoffman855
Small change fills my pockets with elation
Makes my moist groin subject to inflation
@thelordandsaviourcattochri3539
My pocket's feeling light, and you know I'm down bad
5 dolla just enough to motorboat a saggy grand-dad.
Five dolla getting sadder and sadder
Lay my weary head upon this goon bladder
@cheesyboygouda
Wont remember nothing from tonight
Five dollar in my pocket makes it feel all right
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99. |
Teal Mist
01:02
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100. |
Dairymancer
01:42
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101. |
Oh Mirnag
00:54
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Oh Mirnag, I miss you
Even though you said I smell bad
And now that you're gone
I'm going to have a bath
Your tongue was sharp your skin was green
Fom day one you were quite mean
And now I'm alone
I'm going to have a bath
You died for a chest of quartz
Your skin did not have many warts
And now I am sad
I'm going to have a bath
Mirnag you lie in the dirt
I think of words you said that hurt
And now I am clean and
There's nothing you can say
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102. |
It's Time to Feed
01:02
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