This is a collaborative track from Fernando's Amazing Podcast
lyrics
Tuesday, I wake up tired, everyone who pisses me off gets fired!
They try to talk back but I glare at them, cross
I yell "GET OUT, YOU SCUM, I'M THE BOSS!"
They say "no longer, you're just a joke!"
I grab 'em by the neck and begin to choke
I look to see life drain from their eyes
But the glint of arousal takes me by surprise- Ben
Hump day, my crotch on fire.
No one safe from my strange dessires- Myst ZER0
Thursday i wake up strong i put on my thong and i stroll along- Studsii
It's tough running business to cover up debts,
Selling used bandages, and cheap meds.- CharlieFlagg
I need that coffee to caress my lips
Sweet brown nectar that moves my hips
The pot is empty, my hope is shattered
To my sleepy brain this was all that mattered
I step outside, my eyes are bleary
The lack of caffeine makes my body weary
I slap my money on the coffeeshop counter
Perhaps the barista won’t survive this encounter
Extra large with a double shot
He hands it over still piping hot
I knock it back and I know I can thrive
1st degree burns make me feel alive
I stare the barista in the eye
now he's slapping my ass and I'm stroking his thigh- bigtasty67
Friday afternoon, it's almost over.
My musk's everywhere, I lost my composure. - Dennis Pellagrino
Friday night, I lather in butter, hoping the scent will make hearts flutter. - Meta Nexus
"It's grounhog day, and my eyes get blurry
welling with tears, at the thought of Bill Murray.
Could it be that I empathize- with a role of a man I idolize?" - sgt.Mango Garcia
Sunday, I'm out on the boat, my unwashed shorts are chafing my scrote.- RO bear
But all of this pales to last september,
Something so horrid I scarce remember - bleesev2
Then, in December, I jerked on my member, my hand sending me to sweet surrender - Justin Cruz
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