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Lyrics by TheGreenShaman, CS1, Matthew Cowles, Walrus Wraith, River Hess, Orzene Tyranni, Coleby McCarthy, Doc Toxic, Reveil26, Holy fuck what is this dogshit, BattleMess, Uncle Squiddz, Justin Bellini, donkosaurus

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I work as a pool man. I live outside in my pool van.
Kicking back in my dirty home, Living on a diet of soap and foam

Dumping bleach and chlorine, Pumping pipes and moaning
Hot and wet, I use the jets, And whatever I catch inside my nets

I oil up my body, don't you judge my hobby
Collecting hairs from the drainage pipe, sort them in the van by colour and type

Lounging half-naked day and night, Keeping those PH levels just right
There's something 'bout all that chlorine, that makes my pool hose stiff and lean

Doobededoo

My secret's in the water, the chlorine makes me stronger
No soul desecrates my sacred domain, My vacuum head hits harder than a train

I am a moist ascetic, acidic water is pathetic,
Cleanse the pool of urination, yellow taint fuels frustration.

I work all day with my pool net, splashing around, i get wet
I touch myself once while on the job, i hid in my van and began to sob.

Gettin' wrist deep in the gunk and slime, pullin' out the blockage in the nick of time
Limp leaf nets can not lift a corpse, diagnosis: unknown cause

Doobededoo

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from SEXUALOBSTER'S HOT RELEASE, released September 23, 2014

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