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SEXUALOBSTER'S AMAZING ALBUM OF SIN

by SexuaLobster

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1.
My love for you is wider than the widest river of yoghurt My bleeding heart is an open wound, I invite you to probe it My tears of lust shine like the sun, my love knows no eclipse I will love you with the frenzy of one thousand chimps My passion is strong, strong just like my schlong Your safest option is to play along Keep your arms inside this train Our destination is pleasure and pain Your scent hits me like mustard gas I‘ll cut your name upon my ass Your luscious curves make my blood fizz The sight of you makes my heart jizz Such is my love for you that I lay a puppy on your pillow And then I sprinkle it with chocolate Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire Refracted in a labrynth of my pain Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
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They say it’s from Monaco A special kind of taco Made up of creatures from the sea You might think it smells fishy And looks unpleasantly squishy But it tastes all right to me wooaoaahahh wooaaahhahahh Its eaten raw not fried, and turned upon its side Vertical seafood taco Hey there…it’s me. …No, not him. It’s Fernando, remember? Mmmm, now you’ve got it. Ooohhh Ooohhh Pass the salt. Woah x 100
3.
Im in love with a girl on tv She sparkles like an angel She smiles just for me And though women try to tempt me They need to understand that im a taken man My heart belongs to another I tracked her down and i went to her home I climbed up to her window, and i found her alone She was covered in the entrails of a sheep which she'd sacrificed to the snake god Glycon, to wake him from his sleep Hooooly shit a new reign of terror has descended upon the earth All hail Glycon the all powerful
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Cheap Meds 00:54
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I can't find where to buy lotion, for my calloused hands, To get the seamless cream-filled touch, that my passion demands, I've searched far and wide across these crusty lands, I've tried drug, super, furniture and pet stores, they don't stock my brand. Cracked and dry, gods please hear my cry make me moist or I may die. Can't wait for long. With calloused hands I cannot stand to touch my dong. I want to glide like a penguin, pulling it like a tendon, Within my hands I hold pure pleasure; I rub it extra for good measure, A seamless piston motion, Briny as the saltiest deep.
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Final Form 01:04
Anime made me the man I am today, I havent seen the sun in 3 years, my skin has turned grey, I will not conform, my life-size pillow-wife keeps me warm, Some day I'll leave this ruined body and achieve my final form. I will confront the social norms, In glorious battle through a hormone fueled storm. The ultimate burglar, stealing panties (that are) only slightly worn, Until then I dwell here instead, watching tentacle porn.
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One fine day, I answered the phone It was my girlfriend inviting Me to her home I met her father He cooked us a meal It was a pleasant evening But i began to feel A presence, a shadow Eyes on my neck Her father looked nervous I began to suspect A secret, a lie Someone was missing When no one was talking I heard a strange hissing I felt deep down that Something was not right I made my excuses I said good night One year later At our wedding reception I finally uncovered The horrible deception My mother in law is a scorpion My uncle fainted, my guests all fled Woah woah My mother in law is a scorpion My brother is crying, the priest is dead Woah woah Family dinners are not fun When you're terrified of getting stung My mother in law is a scorpion Did you know that scorpions don't lay eggs? Woah woah My mother in law is a scorpion I said she was fat, she paralysed me legs Woah woah
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I keep on having this reoccurring dream, where Toby Maguire watches me eat cream. Tobey asks me, can he have the rest. Then he proceeds to pour it on his chest Atop the tallest building of a cityscape scene, suspended from a construction beam He stares into my soul, watching me as I lick the bowl Now he's naked in my grandma's bath, i start to cry, but he just laughs Gazing hungrily into my eyes, he removes the hair from his inner thighs. I wake from my dream, I'm aroused and sweaty, I head for the fridge to get a big bowl ready as I ♪As I lick and work the spoon, I feel a presence in the room.♪ Hi Tobey Hi, can i have some of that cream? Sure, here you go Thanks a lot! Any time, Tobey.
9.
I'M A HORSE! 01:01
I'm a fucking horse Get out of my way I'm a brutal force I can run all day I'm quite happy here Now I wanna be there You think i'm majestic I don't fucking care Grass, flowers, crabs, feet, I'll crush them all Mums, dads, tiny children I'll crush them all Ladies ladies ladies ladies Check out my huge schlong Rabies rabies rabies rabies My dick's really looooooooong I'm a fucking horse Get out of my way I'm a brutal force I can run all day I like to eat oats And i like to kick goats Goats piss me off I fucking hate goats
10.
The Earth is large and full of splendor Her gaze, seductive; her touch, so tender Her blue horizon envelopes me Magnetic pulls of ecstasy Piercing winds that lick my skin I shiver and moan while she spins The ground shakes I dig a hole Then I lie down and let her take control Moisture flows betwixt her peaks Soothing rivers, tasteful leaks This fertile soil beneath our feet Provides for us like the walrus teat My ancient lover, or maybe mother? It's kind of weird, but there's no other Pounding hearts are plates tectonic 2/3s water that’s my tonic Vivacious bulges green and blue. A mother's love in every hue Entangled jungles sweet with musk Sand in my crack, can't get enough Ocean grasps with waves of pleasure I let her thrash me at her leisure I dive into her deepest trench, I feel her walls tighten and clench She's full of curves you want to smack Hurtling through eternal black Don't care if global warming ‘s real or not Earth’s already smoking hot Her Ozone hole is vast and wanting My body’s cold, the climate’s warming The love she gives knows no gender My sweaty fluids do not offend her I thirst for you down to your core, Gushing currents hot gas and more A marble drop in the great abyss If we lose her juice, all life is piss
11.
Purrnando 01:14
I need to know, let’s not be coy What if Fernando was a catboy? With silky hair and pointy ears A twinkish frame belies my years Whiskers and soft furry fat Stink eye and a smear of scat And when I back up in your face Together we will reach third-base Prowling along the treeline... Searching for another feline.... Soft and furry is not enough You need to piss on peoples stuff Go to Japan, get a tail and ears Just ignore your mother's tears. Litter can’t contain my scent. You’re in heat and I’m not spent. (CAT) This tail is attached via plug, (BOY) Test it, have a tug My fellow beasts emit hot moans When I release my pheromones Spray my musk on the biggest tree So all the cat boys can find me My bowl is empty, fill it with cream Do it now, or I will scream. Think of the places my tongue could reach It's coarse and rough like sandy beach With ball of yarn i will tie you Now watch me vomit in your shoe Sneak out at night and make loud cries, Its my lust i advertise Questing for your hot pink torus Screams and moans a dreadful chorus
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I’m a vile little goblin Hiding in my cave, Wet skin, heart throbbin I’m digging up some bones Gonna build a friend so I won’t be all alone I'm a moist hole resident Couldn't call me a gent Violence is my precedent But if you gaze, beyond the crust You will find a goblin heart ready to bust My cave is cosy and its tight Your hands would feel nice on my wet stalactite Original G, from the ancient stories told Except I don't guard bridges and I have no gold Dark desires delicious and sweet Walking pantsless down the street Sniff out the ladies with my bulbous nose Tell ‘em “Hey babe, I wanna suck your toes” Living in the damp is fine by me, No lights, no lamp, it all swings free Mmmm…My skin all different sorts of green Dozens of warts covers my tiny peen I don't need pants/don’t need a shirt 'cause my fur is thick and juicy Running in the moonlight with actor Gary Busey I scurry up a leg, bite the first thing I see Then I get booted into a tree Stole a big bag of mushrooms, I took it from a mage He tried to cast a spell on me I keep him in a cage Every night you’ll find me stabbing Stray travellers and knaves My heart is black and rotten From the violence that I crave I’m a vile little Goblin, hiding in my cave, Wet eyes, hard sobbing

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This is a collection of tracks that I've made music videos for since 2013.

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released September 6, 2016

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