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Passion of the Manwhore
01:17
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My love for you is wider than the widest river of yoghurt
My bleeding heart is an open wound, I invite you to probe it
My tears of lust shine like the sun, my love knows no eclipse
I will love you with the frenzy of one thousand chimps
My passion is strong, strong just like my schlong
Your safest option is to play along
Keep your arms inside this train
Our destination is pleasure and pain
Your scent hits me like mustard gas
I‘ll cut your name upon my ass
Your luscious curves make my blood fizz
The sight of you makes my heart jizz
Such is my love for you that I lay a puppy on your pillow
And then I sprinkle it with chocolate
Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire
Refracted in a labrynth of my pain
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Woah woah woah woah
Woah woah woah woah woah
Woah woah woah woah woah woah
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
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2. |
Vertical Seafood Taco
01:39
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They say it’s from Monaco
A special kind of taco
Made up of creatures from the sea
You might think it smells fishy
And looks unpleasantly squishy
But it tastes all right to me
wooaoaahahh
wooaaahhahahh
Its eaten raw not fried, and turned upon its side
Vertical seafood taco
Hey there…it’s me.
…No, not him. It’s Fernando, remember?
Mmmm, now you’ve got it.
Ooohhh
Ooohhh
Pass the salt.
Woah x 100
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3. |
The Girl on TV
01:11
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Im in love with a girl on tv
She sparkles like an angel
She smiles just for me
And though women try to tempt me
They need to understand that im a taken man
My heart belongs to another
I tracked her down and i went to her home
I climbed up to her window, and i found her alone
She was covered in the entrails of a sheep which she'd sacrificed to the snake god Glycon, to wake him from his sleep
Hooooly shit a new reign of terror has descended upon the earth
All hail Glycon the all powerful
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4. |
Cheap Meds
00:54
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5. |
Calloused Hands
01:09
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I can't find where to buy lotion, for my calloused hands,
To get the seamless cream-filled touch, that my passion demands,
I've searched far and wide across these crusty lands,
I've tried drug, super, furniture and pet stores, they don't stock my brand.
Cracked and dry, gods please hear my cry make me moist or I may die.
Can't wait for long. With calloused hands I cannot stand to touch my dong.
I want to glide like a penguin, pulling it like a tendon,
Within my hands I hold pure pleasure; I rub it extra for good measure,
A seamless piston motion,
Briny as the saltiest deep.
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6. |
Final Form
01:04
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Anime made me the man I am today,
I havent seen the sun in 3 years, my skin has turned grey,
I will not conform, my life-size pillow-wife keeps me warm,
Some day I'll leave this ruined body and achieve my final form.
I will confront the social norms,
In glorious battle through a hormone fueled storm.
The ultimate burglar, stealing panties (that are) only slightly worn,
Until then I dwell here instead, watching tentacle porn.
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One fine day,
I answered the phone
It was my girlfriend inviting
Me to her home
I met her father
He cooked us a meal
It was a pleasant evening
But i began to feel
A presence, a shadow
Eyes on my neck
Her father looked nervous
I began to suspect
A secret, a lie
Someone was missing
When no one was talking
I heard a strange hissing
I felt deep down that
Something was not right
I made my excuses
I said good night
One year later
At our wedding reception
I finally uncovered
The horrible deception
My mother in law is a scorpion
My uncle fainted, my guests all fled
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
My brother is crying, the priest is dead
Woah woah
Family dinners are not fun
When you're terrified of getting stung
My mother in law is a scorpion
Did you know that scorpions don't lay eggs?
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
I said she was fat, she paralysed me legs
Woah woah
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8. |
Tobey Maguire
01:24
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I keep on having this reoccurring dream, where Toby Maguire watches me eat cream.
Tobey asks me, can he have the rest. Then he proceeds to pour it on his chest
Atop the tallest building of a cityscape scene, suspended from a construction beam
He stares into my soul, watching me as I lick the bowl
Now he's naked in my grandma's bath, i start to cry, but he just laughs
Gazing hungrily into my eyes, he removes the hair from his inner thighs.
I wake from my dream, I'm aroused and sweaty, I head for the fridge to get a big bowl ready as I
♪As I lick and work the spoon, I feel a presence in the room.♪
Hi Tobey
Hi, can i have some of that cream?
Sure, here you go
Thanks a lot!
Any time, Tobey.
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9. |
I'M A HORSE!
01:01
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I'm a fucking horse
Get out of my way
I'm a brutal force
I can run all day
I'm quite happy here
Now I wanna be there
You think i'm majestic
I don't fucking care
Grass, flowers, crabs, feet,
I'll crush them all
Mums, dads, tiny children
I'll crush them all
Ladies ladies ladies ladies
Check out my huge schlong
Rabies rabies rabies rabies
My dick's really looooooooong
I'm a fucking horse
Get out of my way
I'm a brutal force
I can run all day
I like to eat oats
And i like to kick goats
Goats piss me off
I fucking hate goats
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10. |
Earthly Pleasures
01:49
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The Earth is large and full of splendor
Her gaze, seductive; her touch, so tender
Her blue horizon envelopes me
Magnetic pulls of ecstasy
Piercing winds that lick my skin
I shiver and moan while she spins
The ground shakes I dig a hole
Then I lie down and let her take control
Moisture flows betwixt her peaks
Soothing rivers, tasteful leaks
This fertile soil beneath our feet
Provides for us like the walrus teat
My ancient lover, or maybe mother?
It's kind of weird, but there's no other
Pounding hearts are plates tectonic
2/3s water that’s my tonic
Vivacious bulges green and blue.
A mother's love in every hue
Entangled jungles sweet with musk
Sand in my crack, can't get enough
Ocean grasps with waves of pleasure
I let her thrash me at her leisure
I dive into her deepest trench,
I feel her walls tighten and clench
She's full of curves you want to smack
Hurtling through eternal black
Don't care if global warming ‘s real or not
Earth’s already smoking hot
Her Ozone hole is vast and wanting
My body’s cold, the climate’s warming
The love she gives knows no gender
My sweaty fluids do not offend her
I thirst for you down to your core,
Gushing currents hot gas and more
A marble drop in the great abyss
If we lose her juice, all life is piss
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11. |
Purrnando
01:14
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I need to know, let’s not be coy
What if Fernando was a catboy?
With silky hair and pointy ears
A twinkish frame belies my years
Whiskers and soft furry fat
Stink eye and a smear of scat
And when I back up in your face
Together we will reach third-base
Prowling along the treeline...
Searching for another feline....
Soft and furry is not enough
You need to piss on peoples stuff
Go to Japan, get a tail and ears
Just ignore your mother's tears.
Litter can’t contain my scent.
You’re in heat and I’m not spent.
(CAT)
This tail is attached via plug,
(BOY)
Test it, have a tug
My fellow beasts emit hot moans
When I release my pheromones
Spray my musk on the biggest tree
So all the cat boys can find me
My bowl is empty, fill it with cream
Do it now, or I will scream.
Think of the places my tongue could reach
It's coarse and rough like sandy beach
With ball of yarn i will tie you
Now watch me vomit in your shoe
Sneak out at night and make loud cries,
Its my lust i advertise
Questing for your hot pink torus
Screams and moans a dreadful chorus
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12. |
Vile Little Goblin
01:31
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I’m a vile little goblin
Hiding in my cave,
Wet skin, heart throbbin
I’m digging up some bones
Gonna build a friend so I won’t be all alone
I'm a moist hole resident
Couldn't call me a gent
Violence is my precedent
But if you gaze, beyond the crust
You will find a goblin heart ready to bust
My cave is cosy and its tight
Your hands would feel nice on my wet stalactite
Original G, from the ancient stories told
Except I don't guard bridges and I have no gold
Dark desires delicious and sweet
Walking pantsless down the street
Sniff out the ladies with my bulbous nose
Tell ‘em “Hey babe, I wanna suck your toes”
Living in the damp is fine by me,
No lights, no lamp, it all swings free
Mmmm…My skin all different sorts of green
Dozens of warts covers my tiny peen
I don't need pants/don’t need a shirt 'cause my fur is thick and juicy
Running in the moonlight with actor Gary Busey
I scurry up a leg, bite the first thing I see
Then I get booted into a tree
Stole a big bag of mushrooms, I took it from a mage
He tried to cast a spell on me I keep him in a cage
Every night you’ll find me stabbing
Stray travellers and knaves
My heart is black and rotten
From the violence that I crave
I’m a vile little Goblin,
hiding in my cave,
Wet eyes, hard sobbing
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