The second collaboration between Fernando, Gooseman and their depraved listeners.
lyrics
I'm at the beach, I'm looking at the honeys,
My only wish is that I had some monies.
im strutting by with a pelvic thrust,
and peer at them all with craven lust.Digits
My pockets are empty but my britches are tight,
My ripened buttocks are a sailor's delight. straydogontheroad
The sun is shining hot and heavy.
Tanning my buns, unshaved and sweaty. bobrulz666
Unshaved and sweaty
I'm sexy as fuck but im dirt poor,
Dick so long it scrapes the sea floor Trusty Patches
Luscious waves crash against the shore,
My shaft hardens like a scab on a sore John Gat
Glistening arses like ripe peaches,
sucking their cheeks like a crowd of leeches JLB95
I lost my wallet, along with my pants,
I had to ditch them to lose the ants Korstmahler
Pursued by ants
I pack myself into my little pink thong,
It's hard to do because I'm thick and long Ollie Llams
The chill of the water makes my nipples erect
Yearning for pleasures that I won't regret Meta Nexus
Under the sun In this sweltering heat,
I'll make you move To my frenzied beat"Bayzel
Take my bait like a rainbow trout
take the next five years just to get the sand out wmfivethree
Won't get the sand out
Whoa, what’s that? A large torpedo?
Oh never mind, I’m just in a speedo. Fernando Roman
Why not celebrate the sun with zest
By licking this ice cream off my chest? freshmadgod
Yoghurt is my choice of lotion,
I smear it all over in a seductive motion. Daniel Potter
Inhale my musk won't you please,
Fernando's thrust is all you need blamklam
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