I said “Hey there honey, sell me some chips.” She said, “Slow down big boy show me your nips.”
Although my nipples are pristine and striking, the form of her question was not to my liking. - Rota Abyssian
My eyes grew wide as my buttocks grew tight, Could she survive such a sensuous sight? - wmfivethree
Despite her lusts, I won't surrender. "Why can't I just pay with legal tender??" - Joey Wolf
I desire their crunch and taste, don't give a damn about my waist. - A Gust Of Wind
I came in this store for a salty treat, and now you want to see my chest's man-meat? - Thor Obliterator
Despite this, my nips begin to harden; two peaks over my chest hair garden. - bigtasty67
Her hair was silk, her skin was malty, but I still want to eat something salty - Sketter Sexmaster
Who am I to deny her this pleasure? The fabulous tips of my pectoral treasure. - bigtasty67
Grab some butter to lube me up, don't want the stick so I grab the tub - blamklam
I lifted my shirt with ferocious might my, abs glistening in the fluorescent light
Her face sweated with dark perversion, and leaped onto me, a swift incursion Sketter Sexmaster
Filled with ecstasy, the mastication My stomach and heart, in one location mcdrew364
Now in the throes of deepest passion she fed me in seductive fashion Ciel King-Williams
What happened was no one's fault, I just had to taste that salt! - PayingRefunds
Enveloped in nasty cheap perfume the chips from your body i must consume Ricardo Urteaga Burneo
I love getting chip crumbs in every crease. Our bodies, completely engulfed in grease. Jobby
Tangible barter, transaction progressed, the bounty of the field for the fruits of my chest. - samkun88
Naturally I obliged her wish; I did her a favour and also bought fish BROTHER GARY
Finally i have my prize, kinda wish I got a larger size Legend of Anowon
I think the most comfort I've felt in this life was being fifteen and playing this game at 2am. Words cannot describe how much this game meant to me caracalled
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
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